Dakota's Audition For Ridonculous Roleplay: Boney Island



 The camera opens with Dakota sitting on her desk. 

Dakota: Oh.. Hello there! My name is... Well, it's kinda useless for you to know it now. You'll see it on all those banners after I win. Anyway... Why did I sign up for this thing? Well, if you ask me, I'm really hot!

 Dakota makes a pose and blows a kiss to the camera.

Dakota: Haha, just kidding. That's definitely not the reason I signed up. Well, you see, my daddy said that my passion for modeling is very high. And, by that, he means that... You know... I need to promote it! 

 Dakota winks at the camera.

Dakota: That's right, my fans! This show needs a fashionista. And I am the perfect one! If you choose me, this show's ratings not only that will blow, but it will also help you if you give me more screentime! Let's face it, who doesn't love fashion? Imagine, every episode, me, talking about clothes and hot things! Also, if you want to, I can spice the things up a bit... 

 Dakota winks at the camera once again, this time with a slightly evil smile on her face.

Cameraman: Um, Dakota, we don't have much time left.

Dakota: What? Wait! I have to tell them about my fancy R&B dancing dog, my golden indian lamp, my boyfriend and my collection of Lady Gaga albu~